Who Am I?

I’m a sentimental, fun-loving, and quirky kid who:

• • Currently pilots the body of a quadragenarian

  • Still watches classic cartoons 

  • Believes reality is overrated

  • Looks for pictures in the clouds (and makes up their backstories)

  • Gets excited by little things (like bubble wrap and fun socks)

  • Values simplicity and authenticity

  • Is allergic to Small Talk

  • Purposely leaves cereal to soak in milk before eating it 

  • Doesn’t like coffee 

          (Yes, you read that right. 

“Talk amongst yourselves.”)

• • Would rather stand out than fit in

  • Is terrified of being seen, yet secretly craves the spotlight

  • Enjoys making bulleted lists

  • Does not seem to understand the meaning of “in a nutshell”

P.S. - I’m also a recovering self-critic and chronic over-thinker. Please be kind.